Getting Back Into a Routine

See. I wasn't lying about being back. I really wasn't.

Happy Tuesday <3 I can’t stop sneezing <3 What is going on with this weather <3

Unfortunately, there will be no midnight’s review this week. I’m still processing my thoughts and feelings. I can confirm that midnight rain is by far my favorite song. A bop. And the bejeweled music video is the best video she’s directed so far, mostly because she’s not just acting out the lyrics (drives me insane). Here’s hoping she keeps that going.

There’s a ton of pop culture news I’ve been neglecting because of the Taylor of it all, so let’s just do that.

pop culture news you might have missed because I haven’t told you about it:

• Piece of Shit Kanye News: A) Fuck him. B) Truly fuck him.
  - Adidas FINALLY dropped him for all the anti-Semitic bullshit he’s been saying.
  - He hired Johnny Depp’s defense attorney, and she dropped him. There’s a lot I could say about this, but I’m trying not to get worked up. Shitty people. All around.
  - Vogue, Balenciaga, CAA and a bunch of other brands/people dropped him.
  - Here’s hoping he will just fade into the background (unlikely, but we can dream)

• Just to get it all out so we can move. Kim had a three-hour dinner with Ivanka because she sucks. And she really does suck. We need to wash our hands of the whole lot of them.

• Shonda Rimes said the Bridgerton series (written in the early 2000s) is better than anything Jane Austen (1700-1800s) has ever written. And I just can’t get over how factually wrong that is. Considering Bridgerton takes themes that were CREATED by Jane Austen. Jane Austen in the blueprint. I truly couldn’t believe what I was reading. I’m honestly still reeling. I didn’t look very hard but I can’t find the article; here’s the excerpt. LMK if you ever want to talk about Emma or Persuasion.

  she does adore him, and she always has @kathanisharma

  'nothing ever fatigues me, but doing what I do not like.' - mansfield park

• Carly released a new album. :)

• Selena Gomez’s doc comes out next week and I’m not prepared.

• We finally got a M3GAN trailer, and it’s perfect. My kind of insane horror doll movie.

• I have no idea who Antonio Brown is, but he keeps posting pics of him and Giselle, and memes of Tom Brady crying? If sports had more of this I’d be in.

• More sports news. The Yankees are out of the playoffs. My father is devastated.

• Blue Ivy tried to buy 80k earrings at an auction? She’s 10.

• There’s a new The 1975 album, and yes, my crush on Matty is back. Thanks for asking.

• Scream Queens might be coming back, I hope they can work around Lea’s Funny Girl schedule

• Brie Larson got stuck in an elevator

• This one is confusing. So there’s a lesbian farmer tiktoker who had a farm filled with birds whose farm was unfortunately impacted by a highly contagious strain of bird flu. She lost a lot of her famous animals, except for her most famous emu, Emmanuel (he looks like my dog Lily, I can’t explain it). He’s recovering from bird flu and the stress of losing all of his friends.

  

  I think it’s the eyes, but every time I watch an Emmanuel video I’m like omg that’s Lily.

  Anyways. Apparently, the lesbian farmer TikToker is canceled because of old tweets and the fact that she might have spread the bird flu? I’m not exactly sure, I’m not going to pretend to be a vet. A doctor? Yes. A vet? No.

• Andy Cohen apologized to Garcelle Beauvais for being disrespectful to her during the reunion due to his unyielding loyalty to absolute assholes Lisa Rinna and Erika Jayne.

• PM Liz is done, but the lettuce lives on.

• Love Island News: Ekin-Su and Davide are moving in together!!! Paige and Adam broke up because he cheated on her by publicly hooking up with multiple girls in the bathroom of a VIP area (whomst among us is surprised? Adam Collard is gonna Adam Collard). Paige said she’s been texting (surprise surprise). I still don’t like her. She’s also been chatting shit about all the other couples still together saying one of them is fake? I’m sure it’s Gemma and Luca. But. What can ya do.

• “The rats don’t run this city. We do.” is FINALLY going viral on tiktok. I sent this to my group chat the day it happened, and no one responded. I’m so underappreciated.

  

  mayor eric wishes he could say something this iconic

• Someone broke into Lana Del Rey’s car and stole her laptop that had her new album on it? I’d like to see that police report.

• I hope you enjoyed your negroni sbagliato with prossecco in it because we’re done with them.

• Luann and Sonja are getting a spinoff where they go to small-town America à la The Simple Life and this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

• Selena and Hailey posed together at an event, and as a fan of them both, I loved it. We love to see it. If there’s one thing that’s true it’s that Justin Bieber has great taste in women. That is the truth.

• I hope James Corden is banned from every restaurant in New York.

• I think everyone has heard about Jason Sudeikis lying down in front of Olivia Wilde’s car to try to prevent her from leaving him. Then he cried to their nanny about how Olivia made her special salad dressing (Nora Ephron Heartburn dressing, google it) for Harry Styles. ART. That’s amore.

  

  go off queen

• I just scrolled TMZ to see if I missed anything and I think my computer got a virus. So that’s it for now. LMK what I missed.

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things you should watch:

• All of the Halloween episodes of Bob’s Burgers.

  

• Gilmore Girls. It’s fall. What else would you watch? Soon it will be Thanksgiving and we can transition to Gossip Girl.

• DO REVENGE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. WHY HAVEN’T YOU WATCHED IT YET. OH MY GOD I’M SO MAD AT YOU.

  

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things I like:

• This energy.

• Feuds.

• Getting ready. A full pendulum swing from the days of the early pandemic when I thought I’d never wear makeup again.

• Perfecting my British accent. (It’s really good now.)

• The fancy La Fermière yogurts.

• Apple Cider.

• Listening to “Somebody I Used To Know” as loud as humanly possible.

• What it’s like to text me.

things I hate:

• Men in women’s business.

• The drama between Josh and Nessa. Things are bad.

• Anyone who feels the need to tell me their negative opinions on Taylor. Pls. Stop. Think. Retreat.

• I can’t figure out how to turn off the pinterest plug-in extension thing from google chrome, and it’s making me craaaaazy. I even uninstalled chrome, but it keeps coming back. Is it something in pinterest? Help me. Pls.

• I have to hire a handyman and there’s truly nothing I hate more than having a stranger in my house.

• Apple Juice. Different than cider and disgusting. Are you a child? A child with a little juicebox? There is nothing more embarrassing than drinking Apple Juice. Nothing.

• If you are part of the reason, I haven’t been able to renew my adderall prescription you owe me at least 100mg.

he’s got a point

HAVE A GOOD WEEK BYE