Halloween Being Over
If you know one thing about me it's that I'm always saying November is about welcoming new traditions.
happy november survivors <3
Congratulations on making it through the 3 weeks of Halloween! Let us all come together and thank god that it is over!!!
I’m debuting a new format for TIL. We are going to have two (hopefully) newsletters a week.
Word-Vomit-Brain-Dump-Is-She-Ok-More-In-Depth TIL About A Specific Thing
Things You Should Know About Pop Culture So You Sound Hip & Informed
You might be like, “wow, kel, you can barely finish ONE newsletter a week.” And to that, I would say, fair. Time has always been my biggest enemy.
But. Every newsletter I send out is basically two newsletters. And if I split them up I can get CRITICAL news to you in a timely fashion without worrying if I’ve given enough thought to my brain-dump-in-depth-analysis of whatever dumb thing I’m thinking about.
Maybe it’ll be terrible. Maybe it won’t. Let’s see what happens.
TW: midnights review will be sent out soon, I’m just trying to regain some credibility in your eyes after the ranking debacle.
Also. Just always assume that my emails need to be opened in a browser/substack app. Idk what’s wrong with me.
Ok. That’s it. I’m excited. Ok. Bye.
some things i like that I saved on my phone recently:
pop culture news you should know about:
Selena Gomez is back in New York. Can someone please get me tickets to her documentary screening? PLEASE.
Taylor was the first artist ever to hold all 10 spots on the Hot 100. It was also the FIRST time in history that there were NO men in the top 10. And that’s HERstory babe <3
Mariah Carey officially owns all her old masters, is writing a tv show about her life, and said this in iconic interview. If you haven’t read/listened to her memoir you are MISSING OUT.
Anna Delvy keeps calling paparazzi to come to her parole meetings. An icon.
Oh. Fuck. Giselle and Tom are actually getting divorced. Sorry. Should have mentioned that earlier!!! Also, I forgot that Giselle can do magic.
MLK paid the hospital bill for Julia Roberts to be birthed.
The sun is setting before 6pm in NYC until March.
Nancy Pelosi’s husband was attacked with a hammer?????? At 2am??? I don’t have time to look into this unfortunately.
That man bought twitter. And he continues to be the most embarrassing person alive.
Khloe and Tristan are not back together, but they definitely want you to think they are back together.
Prince Harry’s memoir is called “Spare,” and we’re all obsessed.
Rapper Takeoff, Leslie Jordan, and Julie from Julie & Julia died :( RIP.
Something dramatic happened with a show called The Witcher? And now, LoML, Liam Hemsworth is going to take over for Henry Cavill? Who I just found out is extremely smart and actually a huge geek? Very endearing.
So happy to see RHOBH come to an end, may they all have a restless time.
Lil Nas X has been participating in art twitter.
Matthew Perry is being weird in interviews?
Florence Welch’s house. Sign me up.
I need the record to show that “Obsessed” was in my Spotify wrapped for 2021.
halloween thoughts:
Heidi was a worm.
Addison Rae dressed up like Lady Gaga. I’m counting down the days until she’s an A-lister.
Tara Reid dressed up as the “Queen of Hearts,” but was only wearing diamond cards…and then she alluded to the fact that she might be aware of my favorite twitter meme “fruit twitter.” Big Halloween win all around. “So close, that is a shape <3”
Celebrity costumes are so boring. The photoshoot before the costume is so embarrassing.
I got a TMZ alert that said, “Casamigos Halloween Draws Insane Number of Celebrities in Costumes.” Which is arguably one of the funniest headlines I’ve ever read. “Breaking: Aquarium is reportedly filled with fish.”
There was a viral tweet about how difficult Halloween is for the ADHD community, and I’m begging everyone to go touch grass. Call your doctors, your life doesn’t have to be like this. Jesus H.
I didn’t know Jimi Halloween Festival existed but it had me crying.
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things you should watch:
Personally, I haven’t watched a single second of television (except GMA) since midnights came out. But I will be tuning in for White Lotus at some point because the only person I love more than Theo James is Megan Fahy.
I am curious if I would like the voice when I see clips like this.
things I like:
Tiny cups
I would like to go have a comfort meal at Olive Garden.
Working on a theory that nyc girlies have boat n’ tote summers and longchamp winters. Still a working theory.
That part in Seek Treatment last week when they ask each other what “infrastructure” is. (I have no idea)
Voting! So fun!
Daylight Savings. I love controversy.
things I hate:
Crime. We don’t have time for it.
Thinking about how some people don’t see their thoughts in their head.
Having maintenance come to my apartment.
This weird weather where it’s SO humid but also kinda cold.
Elon Musk.
People being embarrassed by their spotify wrapped. Cool music is dead. Grow up.
OK CIAO CIAO!