Potpourri for the Girls

Hornacki4Kornacki4Ever

ugh. hello. happy sunday.

Remember a mere week ago when I said that I had a plan? That we were revamping? That I had everything under control? Well. I did. Then this happened.

The rumors are true, it turns out I’m merely a normal human, not the hot alien who was magically immune to covid like we thought.

Anyways. I’m feeling almost fine now. The urgentcare teledoc who told me I missed my window for drugs said I should be 100p by tomorrow or Tuesday. So. We’ll see. But wow did this really really suck. Real 2020 vibes for me right now.

Anyways x2. Back to business. Starting with whatever this is… a collection of tweets about America’s sweetheart, Steve Kornacki?

roxane gay @rgay

I am ready for Steve Kornacki and his sensible button down and khakis.

Saeed Jones @theferocity

Steve Kornacki has been working out.

Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis

My crush on Steve Kornacki is the most confusing in all my years because he only comes to me in times of extreme anxiety and crisis.

J. Escobedo Shepherd @jawnita

they're showing KORNACKI CAM during the commercials like he is a rare eagle about to give birth

Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes

Someone needs to check on Steve Kornacki. He’s breaking down the differences between the four Colorado Blvd Targets.

Saeed Jones @theferocity

Kornacki frantically shuffling through the papers on his desk… THRILLING!

Nick @NickZararis

Steve Kornacki walking into the MSNNC studios with his sleeves already rolled up

No one can own an election night like our boy<3

things from my phone I *need* to share:

halloween 2023: me & who?

relatable.

she IS a celebrity

shout out to all my fellow personality hires

there has literally been SO much pop culture news that you should know about:

• Twitter is on the brink of collapse. Every day we see the average human prove they are smarter than Elon Musk. It is glorious.

  

  thank you for this edit @popcrave, you will always be my #1 news source

• Politics were politic-ing, and I’m feeling …hopeful?

• Aaron Carter died :(

• Read the Selena Gomez article. Cry. Watch the Selena Gomez article. Cry.

  

• A man in Philadelphia ate a rotisserie chicken every day for 40 days. He is a hero.

• Phoebe and Paul are engaged!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are the cutest.

• KIM KARDASHIAN HASN’T VOTED IN THE LAST THREE ELECTIONS

• Adele told Jennifer Lawerence not to do “Passengers,” in 2016. And I agree. Did anyone else see this in theaters? I did. I saw it. I paid money to see this movie. I think about this movie often. I still get heated thinking about this movie. If a man ever woke me up on a cross-galaxy expedition just because he was lonely, effectively killing me, I’d kill him first. I’d kill him big time. He’d be dead-dead.

• Kiernan Shipka turned 23 and, reportedly, went on a romantic date with John Mayer, to which I say, “no<3”

• Drake made a stupid comment about Megan Thee Stallion on his new album and now Ethel Cain is being posted about on The Shade Room.

• Idk who Zack Bia is, but he needs to leave Nessa alone.

• Chris Evans is People’s Sexiest Man Alive. And I don’t know? Sure?

• JLO went with Ben to Dunkin.

• Matty (The 1975) is doing everything in his power to make himself unattractive to me and it’s SO close to working. SO close.

• Taylor can legally re-release reputation. Excuse me while I throw up from excitement.

• I think this lasted less than four days.

• Naked people are back on tumblr.

• Addison Rae is destined for stardom. How many times must I say it???????????

• Oh. Wait. Louis CK and Dasha (Red Scare) are probably, maybe dating.

• I don’t need to know any more about Mia Goth.

• Also. Robert Pattinson is dating Suki Waterhouse??? And they double-dated with Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn? What?

things i’m watching:

• Finally started White Lotus, and it’s amazing. But giving me anxiety? Not the show, just watching tv in general? Idk. Something to talk to my therapist about.

• Also. Why would I watch tv when I’ve already seen the best?

  ke @sicksadke

  Adrianna switched out Silver's bipolar medication so that she'd have a manic episode and everyone would turn on her. They don't make television like that anymore.

  

  Stefan Salvatore’s whore @jewelsology

  I wonder which teen drama girly was more messy? https://t.co/pHmCaiCq7X

• An announcement. Grace and I have officially started rewatching Glee. It’s magical and monumental. It’s scary and electrifying. As someone who didn’t have anyone to watch Glee with the first time and only watched it because they were going through an extremely traumatic life event (first quarter, Creative Circus, if you know…you know…), I’m excited to watch it in a new and positive light.
  Also. Reboot Glee and cast Addison Rae as Quinn, you cowards.

  

  watch this space for a grace & kelley glee recap/fanfiction write-off

things I like:

• Me and who*? *everyone who has ever had a conversation with me

• Popsicles. But not orange. Yuck.

• I am Pat, and he is me. He (we) would obviously win because of the sympathy vote? But this is my brain 99% of the time.

• Remembering Mamma Mia exists and I can watching it whenever I want.

• This answered a lot of questions for me.

• Venn diagrams and whatever drugs Kamala is on.

• Everyone sending me groceries because they feel bad for me :)

• I predict that there will be a Poot-aissance soon.

• Spending $40 on nothing.

things I hate:

• I literally think THIS is the reason I got covid.

• Beautiful weather in November. Stop.

• Orange gatorade. Yuck.

• Wondering what C*roline C*lloway is up to these days.

• Honestly, sleeping. I’ve over it. I need a break from sleeping.

Anyyyyyways. Will I ever write about a Thing I Like again? Hopefully. Hopefully, this week.

Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers as I fight for my life to get Taylor tickets this week. tysmia<3

nina @ninagrewal97

maybe if u were silly enough, u would get to meet my inner goose. but ur not.